Хорошо быть тормозом Только сейчас узнала про секретные плюшки первой части, а именно.

1. У них тоже есть секретная концовка с танцами! Похуже, правда, чем во второй части (никаких тебе горящих пингвинов и пляшущих Джей-Си), и совсем упоротая. Заодно я узнала, наконец, для чего была написана эта уродская композиция из саундтрека.
ВАРНИНГ, эпилептикам не смотреть.


2. Ещё у них есть режим "Матрицы". Я даже не знаю, как это комментировать, но думаю попробовать перепройти в нём игру, проверить выдержку на прочность



3. Наконец, у них тоже есть цитаты от разработчиков, ааа! Там очень много всяких банальных пошлостей, но встречаются и ржачные вещи.


Лучшие цитаты для меня делятся на три группы:

1) просто ржаки из жизни разработчиков;1) просто ржаки из жизни разработчиков:

-Why did you try to pick that guy up?
-I thought he was a little boy.

-The player is like a girl in a bar...
-Yeah, she wants to believe the lies.

-Look, Monte "Three Dumps A Day" Martinez is heading for the bathroom.
-Yes, and once I'm there I'm going to create a special pokemon just for you.

-Monte, what should the start-up text for my sub mission be?
-Forgive me for this game-play?

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Alzheimer's.

Singing while you work seems like one of those dwarf things that never really caught on with us big people.

Did you say something about the boss's banana?

Don't let an artist tell you that it doesn't matter.

Fuck that! Fuck being agonized by Mr. Spock!

This sounds like the kind of mistake I would make! If we were physicists, we'd discover the grand unification of physics, but get the sign wrong.

Death definitely improves one's frame rate;

2) "прочла голосом Боба Пейджа";2) "прочла голосом Боба Пейджа":

The only problem with an online community is that there are people in it.

There comes a level of nerdiness when you can discern the difference between mouse pad surfaces. I have not yet reached that level.

Hey, go shoot something in the head and see what it looks like.

Dead guys don't float but they will, eventually.

The Statue of Liberty does not look like the Statue of Liberty without that giant fucking green statue on top.

I endorse anything that is cheap...

From far enough away, everyone is cute.

You've found an interesting way to break the sсript compiler.

I'm not that homophobic... I hang out with all of you, don't I?

We don't want to educate people unnecessarily.

Well, this is a paradigmatic problem! (Everyone else in the room laughs hard.) What? That's a word! It is!

Killing people... not a problem.

3) "прочла голосом Пола Дентона".3) "прочла голосом Пола Дентона":

Executives who don't give out Christmas bonuses should sleep lightly.

So, which hooker did you use?

Read your email before you start bitching.

I have a good sense of humour, I just don't laugh a lot.

I give you magazines to read, don't give me shit.

I got my leg blown off yesterday and I really didn't notice anything different.

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