Читаю логи с черновиками диалогов DXIW. Надо сказать, многие диалоги написаны гораздо лучше, чем в собственно игре.

Но самое главное: почему они вырезали музей, аааааа, там такие реплики

Pawn: "Poor JC. He's so misunderstood. I can't believe that some people actually BLAME him for the Collapse."
StandardPlayer: "Does anyone really know what happened? "
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "I CANNOT understand where they get these ideas. He did disappear right when the Collapse occured, but only to protect himself."
StandardPlayer: "Actually, I thought he died--"
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "That's just what they want you to think. He's still out there, somewhere. My neighbor's best friend's cat-sitter said she once saw him at a truck stop in Montauk."
StandardPlayer: "Hm. You seem to know a lot about JC."
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "Of course I do, I'm the president of the Seattle Chapter of the JC Appreciation and Promotion Society -- J-CAPS for short. We're trying to piece together his true intentions and legacy. Everyone knows that he worked for UNATCO, then the NSF, but did you know he loved corndogs and despised the color chartreuse? It's also rumored that he was part alien, on his mother's side, we think possibly from Jupiter..."
StandardPlayer: "Um..."
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "I knew it! I could tell you're pro-JC too. You could start coming to meetings with me. It would be great!"
StandardPlayer: "Yeah--"
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "You just missed our big annual event, where the national chapters meet at Liberty Island, where he was first stationed with UNATCO, to celebrate all things JC. As usual, it didn't go quite as planned though, since the area's been cordoned off as a disaster area since the Collapse... But I could sign you up for our newsletter?"
StandardPlayer: "Uh, yeah, I'll think about it."
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "Did you know JC is a Gemini? That explains his dual nature and ability to see the other side of any issue."
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "I'll bet Paul got bent out of shape when JC was getting all the attention. That would be just like him."
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "I heard he once took down an entire battalion of those old military bots, armed with just a multitool and some Monte Bites."
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "You know, JC's vision was augmented."
M01MuseumAnnoyingGirl: "As far as we know, JC never had a girlfriend. He must be SO lonely."

BRB, меняю ник на MuseumAnnoyingGirl (что заодно отразит сразу и пендерфэндом) и превращаю все свои страницы где-либо в JC Appreciation and Promotion Society