Блин. Запощу это позорище исключительно ради истерики в комментариях


Комментарий 1: ....please kill me.
Комментарий 2: don't be selfish, take me with you

I think it would be better if he just said "woah"

Комментарий 1: Its like that god-awful commercial for Crash Bandicoot 2.
Комментарий 2: We do not speak of that ad mate.

Комментарий 1: WHY THE FUCK DOES SPYRO HAVE SHOES
Комментарий 2: to piss us off

"Here is the synopsis of my first game, please help me or don't, I don't sound too concerned about it."

Комментарий 1: crash isnt supposed to talk
he is literally link with orange hair
he only knows how to scream in pain.
Комментарий 2: This should be a commandment.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not kill.
CRASH BANDICOOT DOESN'T TALK

What button do I press to make him stop talking?

It's almost like Americans don't realise that there are actual Australian voice actors.