"I keep coming back to this feeling that I'm a rat in a maze. Except it's all dead ends. You put rats in mazes to teach them
something. What am I supposed to be learning here? That life is bullshit! Apparently, I needed to learn that!"
"Welcome to Grenadier Gordon’s Grenade Emporium! Our prices are so low, we’re giving them away! Have a grenade! Give one to your friends! Give one to your family! Give one to your neighbour! Give one to your boss! Well, for our less discerning customers, we also have bullets. <...> Don't try to haggle with me, you savages! Our prices are filed! I only purchase from reputable suppliers, like... dead people giving me loads of free stuff. This is much better business."