Кстати о tumblr, порадовали они на днях

horror-movie-confessions: “In Nightmare on Elm Street, why do they say 3-4 lock your door, if he comes in through your nightmares?”

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:
For that matter…what the fuck is a crucifix gonna do against fingerknives?

pandamidget:
it’s gonna rhyme with six, that’s what it’s gonna fucking do.

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:
Five, six, EAT SOME TRAIL MIX.
Five, six, CUT THE CANDLE WICKS.
Five, six, DO A FEW BACKFLIPS.
Five, six, PREPARE SOME TRICKS.

pandamidget:
OBJECTION
‘BACKFLIPS’ AND ‘SIX’ DO NOT RHYME

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:
THEY DO TOO.

pandamidget:
NO THEY DO NOT.

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:
FINE.
Five, six, NO MORE KITTY LICKS.

pandamidget:
HOW DO ANY OF THESE EVEN GO WITH THE TONE OF THE SONG.
THEY DON’T, THAT’S HOW.